Heroine Marks gets seasonally stuffed with local recipes, perfect for entertaining any homo.

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My Mother’s Famous Stuffing
by Daytona Bitch, Drag Idol 2008 winner and all around fabulous bitch

Ingredients:
¼ cup of white bread pieces
¼ cup of whole wheat bread pieces
¾ teaspoon of sage
¾ teaspoon of poultry seasoning
¾ teaspoon of thyme
2 ½ celery stalks
4 green onions, chopped small
1 onion, chopped small
1 egg
¾ cup fresh chopped parsley

Directions:
In a frying pan melt ¼ cup of butter. Add celery, green onions and your onion and cook for 5 to 7 minutes. Add ¾ teaspoon of sage, poultry seasoning, thyme. Cut the crust off the bread and tear into small pieces, about the size of a dime bag of weed, and put it in a bowl. Add the hot butter and veggies to the bread along with an egg and, most importantly, ¾ cup of fresh chopped parsley. Mix it, stuff it in your bird and it’ll be done when your bird’s nice and brown.

Tips:
If your turkey is small, cut down on the size of your measurements to make it fit. When you are mixing this stuffing together, use the biggest pot or bowl you can and use your hands to mix it all up. Stuffing can be cooked inside the turkey or cooked in foil for about an hour. If you are putting it deep inside your bird, remember to clean and salt the inside. Also, drink while doing all of this because it’s Christmas bitch.

Source： FAB magzine

Heroine Marks gets seasonally stuffed with local recipes, perfect for entertaining any homo. My Mother’s Famous Stuffing by Daytona Bitch, Drag Idol 2008 winner and all around fabulous bitch Ingredients: ¼ cup of white bread pieces ¼ cup of whole wheat bread pieces ¾ teaspoon of sage ¾ teaspoon of poultry seasoning ¾ teaspoon of [...]